Brain, Please Shut Up

You can’t seem to fall asleep, here I’ll ramble for you.

Brain, please shut up.

Do you remember your prom, when that cute, mean, popular boy, was waving at you so you happily waved back, but he wasn’t waving at you, just whoever was behind you?

Brain, please shut up.

Decisions, decisions, neither one is what you want to do but you don’t really have a choice now do you?

Brain, please shut up.

What is the actual deal with Pluto and Goofy? They’re both dogs aren’t they? What is wrong with Pluto? He seems to be the only pet around.

Brain, please shut up.

You’re never going to be happy unless you change your mindset, but you won’t change your mindset now will you?

Brain, please shut up.

Ninety five percent of the ocean is unexplored, sea monsters and mermaids could exist. Ariel could be collecting pointless possessions as we speak.

Brain, please shut up.

Not everybody has everything figured out by now, right? Other people are scraping by like you too, right?

You definitely made a huge mistake, should have thought it through, what are you going to do now?

At least your dog loves you.

Stephen King just slyly mentioned Joe Hill in his new book, well played.

“A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you’re fast asleep.” You have some strange wishes.


Okay, for awhile, I’ll wake you up in a couple of hours.

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